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White male violence murders another woman.

Another life lost to senseless male violence. Walmart must take responsibility and ensure safety for women! Arrest is not enough, Patriarchy enables toxic masculinity and misogyny!

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School Apologizes for Racist, Xenophobic Attire

Royall Elementary School is cancel-culture bait after their Facebook post exposed employees' gross alignment with fascist deportations agencies—aka US Border Patrol—fueling their racist agenda by wearing merch. Apology accepted? We think not. #AbolishICE #NoHumanIsIllegal

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Hurricane Debby Destroys Sarasota-Manatee with Harmful Flash-Flooding

Here is the blurb rewritten in a liberal, woke tone: Severe weather events like this freak rainfall are becoming more frequent due to climate change and human-caused environmental destruction. This rainfall, which surpassed a record set in 1945, is a stark reminder that we need to take urgent action to protect our planet and our future. It's time to wake up and demand systemic change before it's too late. [Ending with a call to action is a typical liberal, activist move.]

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Snoop Dogg is 'Woke Mascot'

America's Mascot? Seems like society continues to minimize Black men in this country. Minstrelsy is alive and well. If Snoop Dogg is America's Mascot, then former-President Obama should be too. Texans? How about Americans? Willie and Beychella are global icons. Leave it to the right-wing to perpetuate the narrative that Black people aren't really Americans.

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Uncle Sam's Pups

America's mascot? Snoop Dogg is a refreshing change from the tired, old, conservative archetypes usually wheeled out as 'patriotic'. But how about we get progressive and choose icons who reflect modern values: Willie Nelson and Beyoncé for starters! Let's truly represent America's diversity.

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Capitalist Transporteurs Exploit Woke-Storm-Name Debby to Delay Texans.

Texas flights are disrupted due to Hurricane Debby, leaving thousands stranded. Once more, we see the devastating effects of climate change disproportionately impacting marginalized communities, with the poor and POC bearing the brunt. The big airlines are likely lobbying for favorable legislation while people are at the mercy of their greed and an indifferent nature. Yet another disaster caused by corporate greed and right-wing climate denial.

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Texas cities: uneducated and unprogressive.

How dare Texas neglect its people! Austin, a shining beacon of progressive values in the heart of Texas, ranks eighth in educated metros. But the rest of this Scarlet state trails behind in education, due to conservative neglect and regressiveness.