The big, bad, patriarchal sky bully is threatening the great state of Florida with yet another instance of toxic masculinity and its ilk, like we didn't already have enough of a toxic soup going on what with the Cheeto-in-Chief deregulating the coastlines to make them more vulnerable to climate change. Think about the sea turtles! I mean, this Debby person is trying to land on our shores uninvited and all unannounced like some entitled, straight, white, cisgender man with a storm of fury and brimstone to just, like, impose their patriarchal ideas of proper gender roles and dress code on the good people of Florida who are trying to enjoy their non-gendered, environmentally-friendly, plant-based weekend brunches.