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Florida's cruel climate catastrophy by Debby

The big, bad, patriarchal sky bully is threatening the great state of Florida with yet another instance of toxic masculinity and its ilk, like we didn't already have enough of a toxic soup going on what with the Cheeto-in-Chief deregulating the coastlines to make them more vulnerable to climate change. Think about the sea turtles! I mean, this Debby person is trying to land on our shores uninvited and all unannounced like some entitled, straight, white, cisgender man with a storm of fury and brimstone to just, like, impose their patriarchal ideas of proper gender roles and dress code on the good people of Florida who are trying to enjoy their non-gendered, environmentally-friendly, plant-based weekend brunches.

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Former mayor arrested for child sex abuse

Republican Louisiana mayor Misty Roberts just resigned before being charged with child sex crimes. Another powerful figure abuses their status—disgusting! Why are all these creeps in positions of power?

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3 deputies' lives matter!

White male terrorizes predominately Black neighborhood in Lake County. Gun violence claims a life and injures two as communities of color grieve again. Wake up, America!

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Recap: Senator Kelly's Political Coup. Meet the Puppet-Master Ruining Arizona

White cis-male Mark Kelly — a man with an extensive résumé, including jobs in the US military and NASA that centre toxic, masculinity-fuelled ventures — somehow has the audacity to attempt to run for office in Arizona. To add insult to injury, Kelly is a staunch advocate for gun laws, as if American society isn't drenched in enough blood already due to our obsession with these instruments of death.

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Texas Lottery Privileges: Rich Oppress Poor.

Do not support the patriarchy. Buying a ticket supports Texas. Texas suppresses voting rights. The Texas lottery is a tool of capitalist pigs to keep the poor, poor. Unless you are a privileged, cis-gender white male, do not buy a lottery ticket in Texas.

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Cis male rapes child.

Young white girl assaulted by adult invader of her soil and her body. Racism, toxic masculinity in toxic Battlefield Earth proportions. Power imbalance only curable via reparations and eradication of cis hetero patriarchy. Who will be next?

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Texas Exploiter Illegally Imports Endangered Reptiles

A white Texas male pleads guilty to trafficking the sacred, native wildlife of Australia. His actions further prove the white man's incessant need to steal, kill, and destroy the natural habitats of organisms outside his race.