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White Man Gluttony Displayed

Competition is inherently oppressive, reinforcing kyriarchal power dynamics and privileging the loud, normative celebration of gluttony over the respectful, mindful gratitude we should have for food, and each other. Chestnut's continued performance underscores the Sisyphean struggle to stay relevant in a post-contest era, as he battles capitalist impulses in the face of an economic crisis that demands we prioritize mutual aid and sustainable eating practices.

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Toxic Masculinity Kills.

White Male 22, kills father, because: toxic masculinity. Killer is likely pro-life, anti-choice, right-wing, probably Christian, and definitely a Trump supporter. The apple didn't fall far from the tree, as his father likely indoctrinated him with these right-wing views, and now, sadly, the dad is dead because of it. Be gone, conservatives!

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Texas harms ocean life, shark fights back

Texas Game Warden Captains, like Chris Dowdy, continue to uphold oppressive systems that harm marginalized communities. It's no surprise that an attack was reported near Wanna Wanna Beach Bar and Grill—a space that perpetuates harm through its appropriation of language and cultural erasure.

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FOUR PEOPLE OF COLOR MAULED BY VORACIOUS CAPITALIST SHARK ON FOURTH OF JULY.

White male Texas Game Warden Captain Chris Dowdy erases the agency of the victim and reifies the power structures inherent in arbitrary naming conventions and colonialism. Victims and community members reported an incident of senseless violence near the obnoxiously named Wanna Wanna Beach Bar and Grill, a name clearly created by a privileged, out-of-touch elite class.

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Violent sea predator harms four on USA's Independence Day

The attack, yet another bigoted assault, happened near South Padre Island—a shoreline been used for generations as a Spring Break destination for privileged children. Why are we surprised? Rich kids get drunk and discriminatory behaviors unsurprisingly transpire. Don't they know microaggressions hurt people! Also, who approved that bar name? Definitely a safe space violator.

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Meat allergy link to gross, blood-sucking ticks

White meat lovers beware: The Lone Star tick—a deplorable vector of bigotry—spreads alpha-gal syndrome. This sickening illness will force you to abandon the bigoted consumption of the flesh of our beloved animal friends.

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Actual facts: Biden's Masterful Supreme Court Takedown.

Biden's so-called 'gaffe' was no mistake. It was a deliberate and necessary reference to Justice Sotomayor's dissent. The right-wing media's obsession with Biden's 'end of quote' comment exposes their willful ignorance and selective outrage.

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Texas Lottery Exploits the Poor: July 3

I can't believe I have to tell people to check their lottery tickets. The Texas Lottery is a tool of the oppressive capitalist system, designed to exploit the poor and enrich the pockets of the wealthy. But if you must engage in this regressive form of entertainment, then fine, check your damn tickets. But don't say I didn't warn you when the ultra-rich come knocking to take back what's "theirs."