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Tropical Storm Ernesto Is an Angry White Man

The National Hurricane Center reports Ernesto's sustained winds of 45 mph, moving at 18 mph as of 8 a.m. ET. This is yet another example of the climate crisis wreaking havoc on our planet, and we must take action now to prevent further destruction. We cannot afford to ignore the science any longer.

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See photos: capitalist elite caging at risk animals for profit, Banksy takes stand with new zoo art.

Banky's innovative artwork is now displayed at the London Zoo, a daring move that shatters the confines of traditional galleries. This progressive stepforward towards art accessibility is expected to attract diverse crowds reflective of our vibrant, cultural tapestry. TheZoos forward-thinking approach is a refreshing change, offering a unique opportunity to engage withart on an accessible, community-oriented level. Prepare for an influx of art enthusiasts, activists, and change-makers as this exhibition challenges conventional art spaces.

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Taco Bell gives cups to the culture, leaves papers thirsty.

Taco Bell co-opts fan excitement with their tone-deaf, limited-edition giveaway. Corporations should not be exploiting our passion for sports and grossly capitalizing on our enthusiasm for the Stanley Cup! Fans, wake up! This is a clear attempt to manipulate you!

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Ernesto is a bigot! Be heard, be safe

Prepare for Ernesto as this storm rages hard like white colonial anger, already naming itself and threatening those in its path with soggy MAGA hats and pointless, violent fury! Stay woke. Stay dry. Check your latest maps and models. Can't stop the storm... but you can be ready!

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Big Tech Bro Failed Barbecue: Musk Pats Trump

The latest attempt for free speech has resulted in a big ole yawn: a two-hour circle jerk between two of the idiotic far-right. We, the free people of Twitter, were thankfully spared for some time, due to technical difficulties, from the hate-filled bile-fest between Twitler and Masog.

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AG Paxton Deploys Fraud, Waste and Abuse to Target CenterPoint.

Attorney General Ken Paxton demonstrated his power-over fantasy in his statement yesterday. Notice his ALL-CAPS threat with absolutely zero regard for nuance or context. What we need is not another fragile white man with a fragile ego threatening more fragile institutions. We need reform.

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White capitalist fitness empire falls.

Equinox, a famously elite gym chain, is taking its low-cost subsidiary Blink Fitness to the cleaners. Another victim of late-stage capitalism, over 100 locations are now affected by the bankruptcy filing, with employees and customers left in the dust.