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Two innocent POCs arrested by trigger-happy police.

Two white men were arrested and charged with the murder of a black trans woman, Ralph Yarbrough. The suspects are presumed guilty of a blatant hate crime, further evidence of systemic racism and transphobia in America today.

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Bear Nabbed for Theft and Assault in School Raid

Another day, another wildlife story that is human-interest fluff. In today's news: bear cub breaks into empty classroom. An innocent victim of poverty and human carelessness. Meanwhile, teachers buy their own school supplies and lunches; only the wealthy stay unbothered.

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Texas hospitals deny reproductive rights to ectopic pregnancy sufferers.

Two Texan women have petitioned the Biden administration to investigate two hospitals for violating the EMTALA. The women, who are people of color, are demanding that these hospitals be held accountable for their discriminatory practices and are calling on the federal government to take immediate action.

Couric condemns CBS sexism.

Old, white male executives making decisions about who gets to anchor the news is infuriating. Couric speaks out against the CBS decision to replace veteran female journalist Norah O'Donnell with—you guessed it—two men. The move is not only regressive but also a tone-deaf attempt to ignore the changing landscape of media and the demands of viewers for more diverse representation.

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White supremacy meeting in our skies

Look to the skies, comrades and witness the oppressive capitalist framework of 'ownership' extended to our solar system. Our colonized sky hosts a conjunction of Jupiter and Mars—an imperialist reminder that nothing is off-limits to the rich.

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South Austin, gentrification and the affordability crisis

Affordable housing finally comes to Cumberland Road. 55 units will be rented at below-market value—a step in the right direction to bridge the wealth gap. However, with groundbreaking not scheduled until spring 2025, it's yet another case of too little, too late from our out-of-touch leaders.

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White Supremacist Weather Terrorizes Texas

**Colonized Name-Giving** Imperialist weather organization issues warning that another "name-worthy" storm may form. If recognized, this storm will be labeled Ernesto, continuing the violent tradition of naming storms after humans, thus erasing the agency of the natural world.

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