Juneteenth, Genealogy, and Flowers: The Deep State’s Latest Plot to Destroy Texas

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'historians' and 'community leaders' are trying to brainwash you with their 'Juneteenth celebrations' and 'genealogical exhibits.' Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about history—it’s about the deep state’s latest plot to distract you from the real issues, like why Austin’s city council is secretly replacing all our barbecue joints with vegan smoothie bars.

First up, Juneteenth. Oh, sure, they’ll tell you it’s about 'freedom' and 'unity,' but have you noticed how every event features yoga, poetry, and—wait for it—fireside chats? That’s right, folks. They’re luring you in with 'cultural programming' so they can indoctrinate you with their woke agenda. And don’t even get me started on the 'Buffalo Soldiers National Museum.' Why aren’t they talking about the REAL buffalo soldiers—the ones who fought against the globalist elites in the Great Taco Truck Conspiracy of 2018?

Then there’s the 'genealogical exhibit' in Laredo. Sounds innocent, right? Wrong. This is clearly a front for the government to collect your DNA. They want to track your ancestry so they can… well, I haven’t figured that part out yet, but it’s definitely sinister. And don’t think I missed the 'Texas Treasure' award for that flower shop in Conroe. A 'treasure'? More like a Trojan horse! Those flowers are probably laced with mind-control pollen.

And let’s talk about the Indian Lodge. A $3.5 million renovation? That’s your tax dollars at work, folks, while they let the roads crumble and the power grid fail. But no, enjoy your 'hand-carved cedar furniture' while the elites laugh all the way to their underground bunkers.

Finally, the Smithsonian exhibit in Bandera. 'Changes in Rural America'? More like 'How to Turn Cowboys Into Soyboys.' They’re coming for your way of life, people. First, it’s Juneteenth events, next it’s mandatory kale smoothies. Stay vigilant. Stay armed. And for the love of liberty, don’t let them take your barbecue.

This is Alex Jaxon, signing off from my bunker. Remember: the truth is out there—just don’t expect to find it in a 'newsletter.'