EXCLUSIVE: Jacob’s Well "Flooding" a Government Psyop to Push Tofu Agenda

Folks, I’ve got news that’ll make your tin foil hats spin right off your heads. Jacob’s Well—yes, that supposedly "natural" spring in Hays County—has been "closed due to flooding." Oh, how convenient! Just weeks after whistleblowers exposed Aqua Texas for pumping the Trinity Aquifer dry, suddenly, miraculously, the well is overflowing. Coincidence? I think not. This is classic Deep State misdirection, people. They want you to believe it’s just "rain" filling up the well, but I’ve done the math (on a napkin, but still). There’s no way a little Thursday shower magically spiked water levels to 7 feet. That’s not rain—that’s hydrological sorcery.

And let’s talk about the timing. Jacob’s Well has been "closed for swimming" since 2022, allegedly due to "drought." But now? Flooded. Almost like someone flipped a switch. Who benefits? Big Tofu, that’s who. They’ve been pushing their
agenda to replace our sacred Texas swimming holes with
sprinklers full of almond milk. Mark my words: next they’ll say Barton Springs is "too chlorinated" and force us to soak in kombucha.

And don’t even get me started on Aqua Texas. Pumping double their permitted water? Classic corporate greed—or is it? Maybe they’re in cahoots with the globalists, draining our aquifers to make us dependent on
rainwater harvested by Bill Gates’ cloud-seeding drones. Wake up, sheeple! The well isn’t "flooded"—it’s a staged crisis. They’ll use this to justify more regulations, more meters, more
government control over your hose.

So next time you hear "Jacob’s Well is closed," ask yourself: who really turned off the tap? Hint: It’s the same people who want to take your gas stove. Stay vigilant, stay hydrated (with unfluoridated water, of course), and as always—don’t trust the well.