Post Office Renaming: A Deep State Distraction or Just Another Government Stunt?

In a shocking display of what can only be described as government propaganda, the Bastrop post office is being renamed after some guy named Billy Waugh. Now, I’m not saying this isn’t a noble gesture—but let’s be real, folks, this is just another distraction from the real issues. While you’re busy clapping for a war hero, the deep state is probably using the post office to smuggle in more soy-based ink to brainwash us all. Wake up, sheeple!

First off, why a post office? That’s right—because nothing says "honor a war hero" like slapping his name on a building where your grandma mails Christmas cards. And don’t even get me started on the timing. A 10 a.m. ceremony? That’s prime coffee-and-conspiracy-theory time, people. Clearly, they don’t want us paying attention.

Then there’s the lineup of politicians involved. Ted Cruz? John Cornyn? Michael McCaul? Sounds like a who’s-who of suspiciously patriotic figures who probably just want to score points before the next election. McCaul even had the audacity to call Waugh a hero who "pushed back terrorism and evil." Oh, really? Then why is the same government letting terrorists waltz across the border every day? Huh? Think about it.

And let’s talk about Waugh’s "legendary" career. Eight Purple Hearts? Eight? Either this guy was the unluckiest soldier in history, or someone in the Pentagon was handing them out like participation trophies. And don’t even get me started on the CIA angle. Oh sure, he "helped catch terrorists," but did he ever question why the CIA let those terrorists exist in the first place? Exactly.

Look, I’m not saying Billy Waugh wasn’t a brave man. But renaming a post office? That’s the best we can do? Meanwhile, they’re probably installing 5G towers in the parking lot to track our mail. Stay vigilant, folks. The truth is out there—buried under a mountain of government-approved hero worship.