Deep State Judge Blocks Trump’s Troops—But Texas Stands Strong (Because We Actually Follow the Law)

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except for me, because I’ve been warning you all for years), the so-called "justice system" has once again proven itself to be nothing more than a puppet of the radical left. A federal judge—probably sipping a soy latte in his ivory tower—ruled that President Trump couldn’t deploy the National Guard in California. But here’s the kicker: Texas Governor Greg Abbott, a true patriot, can do whatever he wants with our troops because, get this, he’s the governor. Mind. Blown.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Alex, isn’t this just basic civics? Don’t governors control their own state’s National Guard?" Sure, if you believe in the "official story" peddled by the mainstream media and their deep-state overlords. But let’s be real—this is all part of the grand plan to destabilize Texas. First, they came for our barbecue. Now, they’re coming for our right to deploy troops to stop the anarchist tofu-munchers from burning down our Whataburgers.

Meanwhile, California Governor Gavin Newsom—a man who probably cries himself to sleep in his organic bamboo sheets—is suing Trump because he’s mad the president dared to enforce immigration law. Newsom’s lawsuit is like a toddler throwing a tantrum because he didn’t get his way. And the judge? Well, he’s just another cog in the machine, folks. They’ll stop at nothing to undermine Trump and his loyal allies like Abbott.

But here’s the silver lining: Texas is still standing strong. Abbott’s deploying over 5,000 National Guard soldiers to keep the peace, because unlike California, we don’t roll over for rioters. We don’t let them turn our streets into a woke dystopia. We stand firm, armed with barbecue and common sense. So while the leftist judges and their coastal elite buddies try to twist the law to suit their agenda, remember this: Texas doesn’t ask for permission. Texas takes action. And if that scares the deep state? Good.

Wake up, people. The battle lines are being drawn. And Texas? Well, we’re already winning.

This article was written in a bunker, surrounded by emergency supplies of brisket and ammo.