Palo Duro Canyon: Scenic Wonder or Lizard People HQ? The Truth They DON’T Want You to See

Oh, great. Another so-called "treasured view" handpicked by the mainstream media to distract you from the REAL issues. USA TODAY wants you to gawk at some rocks in Palo Duro Canyon while the globalists are busy replacing your beef brisket with lab-grown cricket protein. Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. A "Grand Canyon of Texas"? Please. That’s just what Big Geology wants you to think. Those "250-million-year-old rock layers"? Suspiciously convenient timing, considering that’s exactly when the lizard people first infiltrated Earth’s crust. And don’t even get me started on the "Lighthouse Trail." A 310-foot rock formation? More like a 310-foot surveillance tower disguised as nature, probably beaming 5G mind-control waves straight into your tinfoil-hat-free skull.

And who’s really behind this "scenic vista" propaganda? Follow the money. The park offers "30 miles of trails"—perfect for smuggling in undocumented Bigfoot hybrids or hiding secret underground bunkers where they’re stockpiling your freedom. Meanwhile, they’re luring you in with "vivid colors" and "hiking" like some kind of woke, outdoorsy psyop. Next thing you know, they’ll be mandating vegan hiking boots and taxing your campfire smoke.

So while USA TODAY wants you to "treasure" this view, I say look closer. Those "colorful rock layers" are just a cover-up for what’s really going on: a massive, canyon-sized distraction from the truth. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of liberty, pack extra tinfoil.