WORKPLACE DEATHS IN TEXAS? MORE LIKE DEEP-STATE SABOTAGE, SAYS LOCAL CONSPIRACY GURU

Folks, I’ve got some shocking news for you—news that the mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about. According to the so-called "data" from "OSHA" (which, let’s be real, is probably just another deep-state puppet organization), Texas is leading the nation in workplace deaths. But here’s the real question: Why is no one talking about the fact that New Mexico had ZERO deaths? That’s right—ZERO. Coincidence? I think not.

Let me break it down for you, my fellow truth-seekers. Texas, the land of freedom, barbecue, and oil rigs, is being targeted. Meanwhile, New Mexico—home of… uh, whatever they have there—somehow has a perfect safety record? Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t about "safety policies"—it’s about control. The globalists want to shut down Texas’s booming economy by making it look like our workplaces are death traps. And who benefits? Big Tofu, that’s who.

And don’t even get me started on California. They claim their "stronger OSHA enforcement" keeps deaths lower, but we all know what’s really happening. They’re replacing hardworking Americans with robots—probably built in some underground lab by Elon Musk and the lizard people. Meanwhile, Florida’s just out here vibing with hurricanes and heatstroke, because at least they’re honest about their chaos.

But here’s the kicker: Virginia made the top 10 for fatalities, despite not being one of the most populous states. What’s in Virginia, you ask? Oh, just the CIA headquarters. CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE.

And let’s talk about New Mexico’s "miracle" zero deaths. You expect me to believe that a state with actual dangerous industries just happened to have no fatalities? Or is it more likely that they’re hiding the bodies? I’ll let you decide.

Bottom line: The numbers don’t lie, but the people reporting them sure do. This isn’t about workplace safety—it’s about agenda. Stay vigilant, stock up on ammo, and for the love of freedom, keep grilling that brisket. The deep state can’t take that away from us. Yet.

This has been your daily dose of truth. Now go check your carbon monoxide detectors—or don’t. I’m not your dad.