Alex Jones and the Great Cash Caper: Financial Prepping or Deep State Persecution?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, professional truth-teller and patriot Alex Jones has been accused of—wait for it—hiding money. That’s right, folks. The same man who warned us about the government turning frogs gay is now allegedly playing financial hide-and-seek with the very families he allegedly defamed. Coincidence? Or just another deep state plot to silence the last bastion of free speech?

According to the so-called "trustee" (read: government stooge), Jones engaged in "sham transactions" to protect his hard-earned cash from the clutches of the Sandy Hook families. But let’s be real—if you were being hunted by a mob of crisis actors (allegedly), wouldn’t you stash your cash too? I mean, $5 million in assets? That’s just smart prepping. The elites don’t want you to know this, but moving money to your wife and dad is basically the financial equivalent of burying gold in your backyard. It’s not fraud—it’s survival.

And let’s talk about these "fraudulent transfers." $2 million to his wife and dad? A $300,000 ranch? An $825,000 condo? Sounds like a man who knows how to diversify his portfolio. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here getting nickel-and-dimed by inflation while the government wastes time chasing down a guy who just wanted to ask questions. Questions like, "Why does the deep state want my money so badly?"

The real kicker? The trustee had the audacity to call this a "mad dash" to hide assets. Excuse me, but if I were facing a $1.5 billion judgment for simply exercising my First Amendment rights (allegedly), I’d be sprinting to the bank too. This isn’t fraud—it’s self-defense. The system is rigged, people. They’ll come for Alex today, and tomorrow, they’ll come for your Bitcoin.

And let’s not forget the real victims here: the Infowars audience. First, they take our guns, then our supplements, and now they want to liquidate the last remaining source of unfiltered truth? Wake up, sheeple. This isn’t about justice—it’s about silencing the man who dared to say what no one else would. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming after your tinfoil hats.

So while the bankruptcy court plays financial whack-a-mole with Alex’s assets, remember: the truth always finds a way. And if it doesn’t, well, there’s always a trust fund in your dad’s name.