Bible College Grad Goes Rogue (Again), Democrats Shocked (Not Really)

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe me, because I’ve been screaming about this for years), yet another 'lone wolf' with suspiciously convenient ties to religious institutions has gone on a rampage. This time, it’s Vance Boelter, a former Bible college attendee who apparently missed the memo about 'Thou shalt not murder.' But hey, at least Christ for the Nations Institute was quick to distance themselves, issuing a statement that basically translates to, 'We swear we didn’t teach him to do this—but also, we haven’t spoken to him in 30 years, so who knows?' Classic.

Meanwhile, Texas Democrats Veronica Escobar and Joaquin Castro found themselves on Boelter’s 'hit list,' which, let’s be honest, is just the latest entry in the GOP’s unofficial 'Enemies of the State' bingo card. Escobar took to X (formerly Twitter, before Elon turned it into a free-for-all conspiracy hub) to remind everyone that right-wing extremism is, in fact, a problem. Groundbreaking stuff.

But here’s the real kicker: while all this was going down, protesters were getting shot in Utah, cars were plowing into crowds in Virginia, and some guy in El Paso thought it was a great idea to brandish a gun at peaceful demonstrators. Coincidence? Or just another Tuesday in America? Escobar called it 'jarring.' I call it 'business as usual' for the party of 'law and order.'

And let’s not forget Castro, who had to beef up security at his home because, well, apparently being a Democrat in Texas is now a high-risk occupation. Who could’ve predicted that demonizing the left for years would lead to violence? Oh wait—everyone. But don’t worry, folks, I’m sure the usual suspects will be along shortly to explain how this has nothing to do with their rhetoric and everything to do with 'mental health' or 'antifa false flags.'

In the end, we’re left with the same old song and dance: thoughts, prayers, and absolutely zero accountability. But hey, at least the barbecue is safe—for now. Stay vigilant, my fellow patriots. The deep state tofu agenda is still out there.

Alex Jaxon is the host of 'Wake Up, Sheeple!' streaming nightly from his bunker in South Austin. His latest book, 'They’re Coming for Your Brisket,' is available at all questionable online retailers.