HAMMERHEAD WORMS: THE DEEP STATE'S LATEST BIOWEAPON (AND WHY YOUR FREEZER WON'T SAVE YOU)

Folks, it's happening again. The so-called 'experts' want you to believe that these 'hammerhead worms' are just some innocent, slimy little invaders from Asia. But I’ve done my research—real research, not the kind you get from the 'Texas Invasive Species Institute' (which, by the way, is probably just a front for the globalist worm lobby). These things aren’t just worms—they’re biological weapons designed to destabilize our great state of Texas. Think about it: they double when you cut them? That’s not nature, my friends. That’s science gone rogue.

And don’t even get me started on the timing. 'Excessive rainfall'? Please. We all know the deep state has weather control technology. They’re flooding us out just to unleash their army of regenerating, toxin-spewing nightmare noodles. And why? To wipe out our earthworms—the backbone of American soil! Without earthworms, our farms collapse. Without farms, we’re dependent on imported food. And who controls the global food supply? I’ll give you one guess: the same people who want you eating lab-grown meat and kale chips instead of honest, God-fearing brisket.

But here’s the real kicker: they’re telling you to freeze the worms. FREEZE THEM. Like they’re just leftovers from last night’s chili. Wake up, sheeple! If these things can survive being chopped in half, what makes you think your Frigidaire is gonna stop them? They’re probably training in there, plotting their next move. And while you’re busy salting and bagging, the elites are laughing—because they’ve already got their underground bunkers stocked with earthworm-free soil.

So what’s the solution? Simple. Stop trusting the 'officials' who tell you to wash your hands and move on. Arm yourselves—with flamethrowers, if necessary. These worms are clearly a test run for something bigger. And if we don’t act now, next time it won’t be worms. It’ll be something worse. Mark my words.

Stay vigilant. Stay paranoid. And for the love of freedom, stop watering your lawns—you’re just playing into their hands.