EXPOSED: Bee Cave Library’s Summer Reading Program Is a Front for Child Indoctrination

Oh, sure, the Bee Cave Public Library wants you to think they’re just promoting 'reading' and 'community'—how quaint. But folks, let’s not be fooled by their rainbow-colored distractions and 'free books.' This is clearly a front for something far more sinister. I mean, have you seen their summer lineup? Tie-dye shirts? Foam parties? 'Choose-your-own-adventure' programs? This isn’t about literacy—it’s about indoctrination.

First off, let’s talk about the 'Beanstack app.' Sounds harmless, right? Wrong. This is clearly a data-mining operation disguised as a reading log. They’re tracking your kids’ minutes, people! What’s next? Mandatory brain scans to make sure they’re 'reading correctly'? And don’t even get me started on the 'poster of themselves' they’re handing out. That’s not a fun keepsake—it’s a psychological profiling tool. Mark my words, by next summer, these kids will be getting personalized propaganda delivered straight to their bedrooms.

And what’s with all the 'sponsors'? Eyecare Essentials? Toothbud Pediatric Dentistry? Texas Children’s Urgent Care? This isn’t generosity—it’s a coordinated effort by Big Pharma and Big Optometry to get their hooks into your kids early. Free vision screenings? More like free surveillance screenings. They’re probably implanting microchips under the guise of 'checking for nearsightedness.' Wake up, sheeple!

Then there’s the 'Friends of the Library'—a suspiciously cheerful name for what is obviously a shadowy cabal. Monthly meetings? Fundraisers? A 'Books and Bees Festival'? This is classic deep-state recruitment. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out free copies of '1984' and calling it 'summer fun.' And don’t even get me started on the 'Rolling Sculpture Car Show.' You think it’s about classic cars? Think again. It’s a cover for smuggling in more 'educational materials' (read: mind-control pamphlets).

So while the library claims they’re just trying to 'prevent the summer slide,' I say they’re orchestrating the biggest slide of all—the slide into total government control. Keep your kids away from the foam parties, burn the tie-dye shirts, and for the love of liberty, stop logging your reading minutes! The truth is out there… probably buried in the fiction section.

Stay vigilant, folks. The librarians are coming for your minds—and your barbecue.