Juneteenth Closures: A Deep State Plot to Keep You Broke and Uninformed

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'federal government' has declared yet another 'holiday' to distract you from the real issues. That’s right, Juneteenth is upon us, and while you’re busy wondering if your local Costco is open, the elites are laughing all the way to the bank. Or are they? Because guess what? The banks are closed! Coincidence? I think not.

Let’s break this down. The deep state wants you to celebrate 'freedom' while simultaneously shutting down your access to cash. You can’t deposit your hard-earned money, but you can bet your bottom dollar (if you had access to it) that the globalists are still scheming. And don’t even get me started on the post office. No mail delivery? That’s how they control the narrative, people! If you can’t receive your monthly issue of Conspiracy Quarterly, how are you supposed to stay informed?

Meanwhile, big-box stores like Walmart and Target remain open—because nothing says 'celebration of emancipation' like capitalism at its finest. They’ll sell you Juneteenth-themed merchandise made in factories overseas, but good luck cashing a check to pay for it. The irony is thicker than the plot to replace all our barbecue with kale chips.

And let’s talk about Opal Lee, the 'Grandmother of Juneteenth.' Now, I’m not saying walking 2.5 miles every year isn’t impressive, but have you ever seen her and George Soros in the same room? Just asking questions!

Here’s the real kicker: UPS and FedEx are still operating. Why? Because the globalist supply chain never sleeps, folks. They’ll deliver your Amazon packages full of surveillance devices (disguised as 'smart home gadgets') right to your doorstep, but heaven forbid you try to mail a letter to your congressman about it.

So while you’re 'celebrating,' ask yourself: Who benefits from all these closures? Not the average American. This is just another ploy to keep you docile, distracted, and—most importantly—unable to access your own money. Wake up, sheeple! The truth is out there… but good luck finding it when the banks are closed and the post office is 'observing' the holiday.

P.S. The next federal holiday is the Fourth of July. You know, the one where we celebrate freedom… right before they take it away again. Think about it.