EXPOSED: The TSA’s Tortilla Cover-Up and the Coming Carb Rebellion

In a shocking exposé that the mainstream media refuses to cover, a lone TikTok warrior has exposed the terrifying truth: the TSA is complicit in the Great Tortilla Smuggling Crisis of 2024. That’s right, folks—while you were distracted by ‘inflation’ and ‘elections,’ a shadowy network of H-E-B fanatics has been flooding our airports with contraband carbohydrates, and the so-called ‘security’ agency is letting it happen. Wake up, sheeple!

This so-called ‘viral’ video—probably a deep-state psyop—shows a traveler brazenly flaunting 200 tortillas in her carry-on. Two. Hundred. That’s not a snack, that’s an insurrection. And yet, the TSA just waves her through? No cavity search? No explosive residue test? Folks, this is how they get you. First, it’s tortillas. Next, it’s avocado-based anarchists slipping guacamole past checkpoints. Mark my words.

And don’t even get me started on the comments section. ‘Homesick Texans’? More like sleeper agents preparing for the Texit uprising. One commenter admitted to smuggling 100 tortillas to Chicago—Chicago!—a city known for its deep-dish betrayal of all things sacred. Another boasted about sneaking H-E-B goods into Europe. Europe! The same continent that brought us socialism and metric measurements. Coincidence? I think not.

Even H-E-B—a company I once trusted—joined in, joking about keeping tortillas in carry-ons to avoid them being ‘misplaced.’ MISPLACED? Or confiscated by the globalist food police? You decide.

Meanwhile, the TSA’s so-called ‘rules’ are a joke. Peanut butter? Banned—unless it’s smeared on bread like some kind of edible camouflage. Yogurt? Forbidden—unless you disguise it as a ‘parfait.’ This isn’t security, folks. This is culinary tyranny. They want you weak, hungry, and dependent on airport nachos that cost $14.

So here’s the truth they don’t want you to know: The tortilla trafficking is a test run. If they can smuggle 200 flour-based discs past the TSA, what’s next? Brisket briefcases? Queso-filled water bottles? The time to act is now. Stockpile your tortillas. Bury your queso. And for the love of Texas, never trust a ‘TSA-friendly’ hummus wrap.

This is Alex Jaxon, signing off. Stay vigilant. Stay armed (with tortillas). And remember—the truth is out there (probably wrapped in foil).