EXCLUSIVE: Alamo Beer Is a Deep-State Plot to Destroy Texas Culture

In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as a blatant psyop by the globalist elite, San Antonio’s Alamo Beer Co. has announced they’re bringing King of the Hill’s fictional Alamo Beer to life. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a calculated move to distract hardworking Texans from the real issues—like the fact that Hulu, a known deep-state propaganda machine, is behind the show’s reboot. Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. First, they reboot King of the Hill, a show about a propane salesman who just wants to grill in peace. Now, they’re pushing a beer that Hank Hill himself would probably side-eye if he weren’t a fictional character controlled by Hollywood elites. This isn’t about nostalgia—it’s about conditioning you to accept watered-down, mass-produced swill while the shadow government replaces real Texas culture with corporate-approved 'quirkiness.'

And don’t even get me started on the timing. Alamo Beer Co. files for bankruptcy, then suddenly they’re back with a 'limited-edition' beer tied to a streaming show? That’s not a comeback—that’s a bailout by the same folks who want you drinking soy-infused craft beer instead of a proper Lone Star. Mark my words, this is phase one of the Great Beer Replacement. Next thing you know, they’ll be putting kale in your brisket.

But sure, go ahead and 'chug' your 'easily drinkable' Alamo Beer while the globalists laugh all the way to the bank. I’ll be over here with my tinfoil hat and a six-pack of something that wasn’t focus-grouped by Hulu executives. I tell you what.

This article was written in a bunker, where the only propaganda I trust is my own.