Deep State Flush: Bastrop’s $2.4 Million Sewage Scandal Exposed!

Folks, I’ve got news that’ll make your head spin faster than a malfunctioning sewage pump. The Bastrop City Council just approved a $2.4 million contract to rehab their wastewater plants—because nothing says "progress" like spending millions to clean up literal crap. But don’t be fooled, this isn’t just about pipes and sludge. Oh no, my fellow truth-seekers, this is a Deep State money laundering scheme disguised as infrastructure. Wake up, sheeple!

First off, let’s talk about the so-called "American Rescue Plan Act" funding this project. $2.2 million from the feds? Sounds suspiciously like a Trojan horse to me. Next thing you know, they’ll be installing mind-control chemicals in the water supply—right next to the fluoride! And who’s really behind this? Probably the same globalist elites who want us all eating lab-grown meat and riding electric unicycles. Coincidence? I think not.

Then there’s the hilarious debate over late fees. Mayor Pro Tem John Kirkland wants to charge the contractor $3,295 per day if they’re late. That’s right—almost $1.2 million a year for dragging their feet. Meanwhile, the city attorney warns that if the penalty’s too high, the courts might not enforce it. Translation: "We can’t punish our buddies too hard, or they’ll take their ball and go home." Classic government cronyism!

And let’s not ignore the real kicker: Wastewater Treatment Plant No. 3 just came online, nearly doubling capacity. So why the rush to fix the old ones? Because this isn’t about infrastructure—it’s about keeping the gravy train rolling. The city’s growing? Sure, just like the national debt. But hey, at least when the grid goes down, we’ll all have freshly treated sewage to drink. You’re welcome, America.

In conclusion, if you think this is just about fixing some pipes, I’ve got a bridge—er, a wastewater plant—to sell you. The elites are flushing your tax dollars down the drain, and all you get in return is the privilege of paying for it. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there… and it smells like bureaucracy.