5.7 Million Texans Traveling for July 4th? More Like 5.7 Million Pawns in the Deep State’s Traffic Jam Trap!

Folks, buckle up—because the globalist travel-industrial complex is at it again! That’s right, the so-called "experts" at AAA Texas want you to believe that a record-breaking 5.7 million Texans will be hitting the road this Fourth of July. But let me ask you this: Who stands to profit? I’ll tell you who—Big Gas, Big Auto, and the shadowy elites who want you stuck in traffic while they sip soy lattes in their underground bunkers. Wake up, sheeple!

First off, they claim gas prices are "lower than last year." Oh, really? Or is this just another psyop to lull you into complacency while they jack up prices the second you hit the highway? Mark my words, by the time you’re halfway to Grandma’s house, you’ll be paying $10 a gallon—all part of the New World Order’s plan to bankrupt real Americans and force us into government-mandated electric clown cars.

And don’t even get me started on the "air travel" numbers. They say 564,000 Texans will fly. But what they don’t say is that every one of those planes is secretly spraying chemtrails to turn us into docile, travel-hungry zombies. Coincidence that flight prices are up 4%? I think not. The deep state wants you airborne, disoriented, and most importantly—trackable.

Now, let’s talk about the real kicker: "extended weekends." Galen Grillo, AAA’s VP (probably a code name for a high-ranking Illuminati travel coordinator), says people are taking longer vacations because the Fourth falls on a Friday. But I say this is a deliberate ploy to keep you away from your patriotic duty—grilling meat and setting off illegal fireworks in your neighbor’s yard. They want you distracted, folks. They want you stuck in a rental SUV listening to NPR until you forget what freedom even tastes like.

And speaking of rental cars—Hertz says July 3rd will be the busiest pickup day. You know what else happened on July 3rd? Absolutely nothing suspicious… that they’ll admit. But I’ve done my research, and let’s just say the numbers don’t add up. Why midsize sedans? Why SUVs? Because they’re the perfect vehicles for hauling mind-control equipment, that’s why.

So before you pack up the family and hit the road, ask yourself: Who’s really benefiting from all this "record-breaking travel"? Is it you? Or is it the cabal of traffic-light manipulators and Big Map cartographers who’ve been lying to us since the invention of the interstate? Stay vigilant, patriots. And whatever you do—don’t let them take your beef jerky.