EXCLUSIVE: Pedestrian "Accident" or Deep-State Hit Job? The Truth Austin Doesn’t Want You to Know

In a shocking turn of events that the mainstream media refuses to acknowledge, Austin police have "identified" a man killed in a North Austin pedestrian crash. But folks, let’s not be fooled by their so-called "facts." This reeks of yet another cover-up by the tofu-pushing, bike-lane-loving cabal running our city.

According to the "official" report, a pickup truck—yes, a pickup truck, the sacred symbol of Texan freedom—somehow "hit" a pedestrian at 12:30 a.m. on I-35. Coincidence? I think not. Why was this 63-year-old man, Edward Walker, wandering near a highway at midnight? Was he fleeing from the woke mob? Was he trying to expose the truth about Austin’s underground vegan conversion camps? We may never know, because the so-called "investigators" have already declared the drivers "not impaired." Convenient, isn’t it?

And let’s talk about the numbers, people. Fifty-two deaths this year? Fifty-two! That’s not just a tragic accident—that’s an agenda. The deep state is clearly using self-driving cars, 5G mind control, or maybe even rogue traffic cones to thin out the population. Why else would the numbers be "well outpacing" last year’s? Wake up, sheeple!

Meanwhile, Austin-Travis County EMS had the audacity to tweet about performing CPR. CPR! As if they weren’t just standing around sipping almond milk lattes while this man’s life was stolen by the shadowy forces of Big Sidewalk. And don’t even get me started on the sedan that was "struck" afterward. A sedan? In Texas? That’s practically a confession right there.

Folks, this isn’t just a traffic fatality—it’s a warning. The elites want you off the roads, out of your trucks, and onto their dystopian electric scooters. But I won’t be silenced. I’ll keep exposing the truth, one tinfoil-hat livestream at a time. Stay vigilant. Stay paranoid. And for the love of all that’s holy, stay away from the service roads—they’re watching.