Hurricane Hysteria: The Deep State’s Latest Wet and Wild Distraction

Folks, it's happening again. The so-called 'National Hurricane Center'—or as I like to call them, the 'No Honesty Coalition'—is at it once more, spinning their web of weather-related fear to distract you from the REAL storm brewing in Washington. That's right, while you're busy worrying about a few raindrops, the deep state is busy flooding your brain with propaganda. Coincidence? I think NOT.

Let's break it down. They claim there's a 'tropical disturbance' in the Atlantic. Oh, really? Or is this just another excuse to push their climate change agenda and take away your gas stoves? I’ve seen their kind before—first, it’s 'monitoring a disturbance,' next thing you know, they’re banning fireworks and forcing you to eat lab-grown burgers at your Fourth of July cookout. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

And don’t even get me started on their 'predictions.' Thirteen to nineteen named storms? Sounds suspiciously like the number of indictments certain political figures are facing. You can’t make this stuff up! Meanwhile, they’re tracking 'tropical waves' like it’s some kind of oceanic surveillance program. Folks, if the government can track a raindrop, they can track YOU.

But here’s the kicker—they casually mention Hurricane Beryl from last year like it’s just another weather event. Oh, sure, 64 people died, but did anyone ask WHY the storm conveniently hit right before the election? And now they’re warning about 'rip currents' and 'coastal flooding'—classic fear-mongering to keep you indoors while they rig the next voting machines.

And let’s talk about this 'Gulf of America' nonsense. Since when did the Gulf of Mexico get a rebrand? Oh, that’s right—since the deep state needed another way to erase history. Next thing you know, they’ll rename hurricanes after their favorite socialist policies. 'Tropical Storm Green New Deal' coming to a coastline near you!

So while the 'experts' tell you to stock up on bottled water and batteries, I’m telling you to stock up on TRUTH. These storms aren’t natural—they’re geoengineered, folks. Bill Gates probably has a button labeled 'Make It Rain' in his basement. Stay vigilant, stay dry, and for the love of liberty, don’t let them cancel your barbecue. The only Category 5 emergency here is the one happening to our freedoms.

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