Three-Car Wreck or Deep State Hit Job? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

Folks, buckle up—because the so-called 'authorities' in Round Rock want you to believe that a simple 'intoxicated' woman caused a three-car pileup that tragically ended three lives. But let me ask you this: since when do accidents just 'happen' at 2 a.m. on a major interstate without some kind of sinister, shadowy force at play? Wake up, sheeple!

First off, 'Kearra Thomas'—if that’s even her real name—is just the fall gal here. A 22-year-old from Belton? Please. That’s exactly the kind of patsy the deep state loves to trot out while the real culprits—probably a convoy of self-driving Teslas programmed by Klaus Schwab himself—slip away into the night. And don’t even get me started on the 'investigation' that’s 'still ongoing.' Translation: they’re scrubbing the evidence before we can prove this was a staged event to push their anti-car, pro-bicycle agenda.

And the victims? 'Agustin Guillen,' 'Quinn Stegall,' and 'Maximo Ramirez'—three perfectly normal-sounding names, right? Too normal. Almost like they were generated by some government database to pull at your heartstrings while they roll out their next round of draconian DUI checkpoints. Mark my words, this is all a ploy to take away your right to drive after two beers at the honky-tonk.

Meanwhile, Round Rock PD is 'not releasing further details.' Shocking. Because if they told you the truth—that this was a coordinated attack by the anti-freedom, pro-tofu lobby—you’d riot. But no, they’ll keep feeding you their 'official narrative' while the real masterminds laugh all the way to their underground bunkers. Stay vigilant, patriots. The roads aren’t safe—and neither is the truth.

This article was fact-checked by my gut instinct and a half-empty bottle of Lone Star.