“Thou Shalt Not Sue”: Outraged Parents Declare War on Common Sense

Oh, the horror! The absolute travesty of having to look at a framed list of rules that include gasp “Thou shalt not steal” and “Honor thy father and mother” in a public school classroom. What’s next? Will the radical left sue to remove multiplication tables because they’re “too authoritarian”?

A group of so-called “interfaith” parents—which, let’s be real, is just code for “people who get offended by everything”—are suing Texas school districts to stop the Ten Commandments from being displayed. Because nothing says “religious oppression” like being forced to glance at a poster while you’re trying to sneak TikTok during algebra.

These plaintiffs claim the law is “unconstitutional,” but let’s be honest—this is just another front in the war on traditional values. First, they came for the nativity scenes, then the prayer at football games, and now they’re coming for the Ten Commandments. What’s the endgame here? A society where kids are raised on moral relativism and government-approved secularism? Wake up, sheeple!

And let’s talk about the real victims here: the poor, defenseless school districts who now have to deal with the logistical nightmare of hanging up checks notes 16-by-20-inch posters. The humanity! How will they ever recover from this bureaucratic burden?

Meanwhile, the Fifth Circuit Court is dithering over whether Louisiana’s identical law is constitutional. Spoiler alert: it is. But the deep-state judges are probably too busy sipping soy lattes and reading critical race theory to notice.

So here’s my question to these litigious parents: If you don’t like the Ten Commandments, just don’t look at them. Or better yet, move to California, where the only commandments are “Thou shalt recycle” and “Thou shalt not eat meat.” But leave Texas alone—we like our morals old-school and our barbecue even older.

This has been your daily dose of truth bombs. Stay vigilant, patriots.