EXPOSED: The Sinister Plot Behind That Suspiciously Nice Caregiver

In a shocking turn of events that has left the deep state scrambling, a Marble Falls man has been exposed as a dangerous purveyor of kindness and selflessness. Bo Hodges, a former construction worker turned caregiver, has been brainwashing seniors into accepting help—likely as part of a sinister plot to normalize dependency and destroy American individualism.

Sources confirm that Hodges, who lost a leg in a motorcycle crash, is now using his sob story to manipulate vulnerable elderly citizens into trusting him. Witnesses report that he shows up in a suit and tie (clearly a psychological tactic to disarm his victims) and even cooks them dinner—an obvious Trojan horse tactic to infiltrate their homes.

One insider, who wished to remain anonymous (probably because they’re in on it), described Hodges as having an 'angelic quality.' This is textbook conditioning, folks. First, he fills bird feeders. Next, he’s convincing your grandpa to surrender his gun safe code. Where does it end?

Even more alarming, Hodges has been caught comparing his work to Jesus washing the feet of his disciples. That’s right—this man is openly admitting to a messiah complex while performing acts of service. Coincidence? Or is this the first step in a larger, government-funded plot to replace rugged self-reliance with… gasp… compassion?

And don’t even get me started on the clients. They’re calling him family, naming him pallbearers, and—most disturbingly—letting him help them shower. This is how it starts, people. First, they take your independence. Then, they take your guns. Wake up, America.

If you or a loved one has been approached by a suspiciously kind caregiver offering to 'make your life better,' do not engage. Report them immediately to your local militia. The fate of our nation depends on it.