CAMP MYSTIC 'FLOOD' JUST ANOTHER ELITE FALSE FLAG OPERATION, SAYS LOCAL MAN WHO DEFINITELY ISN’T PARANOID

Folks, I’ve got a bone to pick with the so-called 'flooding disaster' at Camp Mystic. You’re telling me 23 girls just poof—vanished into thin air after a little water mishap? Come on, people. This reeks of a Deep State cover-up. First, they take our gas stoves, now they’re coming for our Christian summer camps? Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. Camp Mystic has 750 campers, but only 23 are 'missing'? That’s statistically suspicious. Why not 750? Because they can’t make it too obvious. And why just girls? Because the globalists know we’d notice if boys started disappearing—they’re too busy playing Fortnite to be abducted by shadowy operatives.

And don’t even get me started on the names. Molly DeWitt? Virginia Hollis? Hadley Hanna? These sound like AI-generated characters from a woke Disney reboot. I bet my last can of emergency beans that these 'missing girls' are actually crisis actors, prepping for the next false flag operation to ban swimming in natural rivers. Mark my words, next they’ll say the Guadalupe River was 'always dangerous' and force us to swim in state-approved, gender-neutral pools filled with fluoride.

And of course, the media is eating it up. CNN? Fox? ABC? All puppets of the elite, distracting us with 'heartbreaking stories' while they quietly replace our barbecue pits with quinoa dispensers. Even Governor Abbott is in on it—mobilizing 'all necessary resources'? More like mobilizing all necessary distractions.

So here’s my theory: This 'flood' was a staged event to test how easily they can make children disappear before rolling out the real plan—replacing all summer camps with mandatory sensitivity training. Think about it. No more archery, just seminars on 'microaggressions in s’mores preparation.'

Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there. And if you see a girl named 'Janie Hunt,' ask her if she’s ever seen a Biden voter in the wild. Something’s fishy, and it’s not just the river water.

This has been your daily dose of reality from Alex Jaxon. Remember: They can’t flood your mind if you’re already wearing a tinfoil hat.