WATERGATE 2.0: The Deep State’s Secret Plan to Flood Your Freedom

Folks, I’ve got news that’ll make your tinfoil hats spin right off your heads. Lake Travis has risen 15 feet in two days, and the so-called 'Lower Colorado River Authority' wants you to believe it’s just because of 'rain.' Oh, sure, and I suppose the moon landing was real too? Wake up, sheeple! This is clearly a government-engineered water crisis designed to push their radical 'wet agenda.'

First, they came for our gas stoves. Now, they’re coming for our boats. The LCRA claims they’re 'managing flood operations,' but what they’re really doing is stockpiling water for their elite underground bunkers. You think it’s a coincidence that Lake Travis is rising just as the globalists roll out their latest climate lockdowns? Open your eyes! Those 'floodgates' they’re opening? That’s just a cover for their secret underwater drone training facility.

And don’t even get me started on the 'flood debris' warning. Oh, suddenly we’re supposed to be afraid of a little bacteria in the water? Where was this concern when they were fluoridating our drinking supply to turn us into docile, obedient zombies? And 'navigational buoys' being 'damaged'? Please. Those buoys were sabotaged to hide the truth—submerged alien tech, folks. The deep state doesn’t want you boating around and stumbling upon their underwater UFO hangar near Mansfield Dam.

Mark my words: this isn’t about 'rain.' It’s about control. They want us off the lakes, out of our boats, and into their 15-minute cities where they can monitor our every move. But I won’t be silenced. I’ll be out there on my inflatable raft, armed with a water-resistant bullhorn, exposing the truth—one conspiracy at a time. Stay dry, stay vigilant, and for the love of liberty, stock up on bottled water before they 'accidentally' poison that too.