EXCLUSIVE: Was the Guadalupe River Flood a Government Plot to Drown Your Freedoms?

The Great Guadalupe River Conspiracy: Did the Deep State Turn the Water On?

Folks, I’m not saying the Guadalupe River flooding was definitely a government-engineered disaster to push their radical ‘wet agenda,’ but I’m also not not saying it. Coincidence that 24 people are dead, dozens missing, and the mainstream media is already blaming ‘heavy rains’? Please. Since when does rain target Christian summer camps and RV parks? Wake up, sheeple!

Let’s break this down. Kerr County Sheriff Larry Leitha says they’re ‘working around the clock’ to find survivors. Sure, Larry. Or maybe they’re working around the clock to cover up the fact that this ‘flood’ was actually a test run for FEMA’s new ‘Aqua-Reeducation Camps.’ Notice how they won’t release names? Classic deep state playbook—erase the evidence before the patriots can connect the dots.

And don’t even get me started on the ‘missing children.’ Twenty-three kids from Camp Mystic? Vanished? Poof? Either this is the worst magic trick in history, or someone wanted those kids gone. Probably the same folks who keep trying to replace our barbecue with kale chips. Follow the money—who profits from chaos? Big Tofu, that’s who.

Then there’s Judge Rob Kelly, who claims ‘no one knew this flood was coming.’ Oh, really, Rob? Or did you know and conveniently ‘forget’ to warn everyone because your buddies in the shadow government needed a distraction from their latest scandal? And why is the National Weather Service suddenly so chatty about river levels? Because they’re in on it! They’ve been conditioning us to accept ‘natural disasters’ as normal while they fiddle with the weather like it’s some kind of dystopian thermostat.

And let’s talk about the ‘heroic’ rescues. Helicopters? Drones? Rescue teams? Sounds an awful lot like a military operation. Why were they so prepared? Almost like they knew this was going to happen. And don’t even get me started on the ‘reunification centers.’ You think those are for families? No, no—those are for data collection. They’re scanning your retinas while you cry over your PB&J, people!

But the real smoking gun? The 1987 ‘flood’ that also targeted a Christian camp. History doesn’t repeat itself—they repeat history. Same river, same ‘accident,’ same cover-up. And now, just like then, the media’s spinning it as a ‘tragedy’ instead of asking the real question: Who turned on the faucet?

So while the mainstream media tells you to ‘pray for the victims,’ I’ll be over here stockpiling bottled water and tin foil. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that when the government says ‘act of God,’ you better start looking for the man behind the curtain. Stay vigilant, patriots. And for the love of all that’s holy, stay dry.