GOVERNMENT TSUNAMI? Travis County 'Floods' Reek of Climate Lockdown Conspiracy

Folks, I’m not saying the floods in Travis County are a government-engineered disaster to push their ‘climate lockdown’ agenda… but I’m also not not saying that. Coincidence that this ‘natural disaster’ hits right after the city council approved that new bike lane? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

First, they came for our gas stoves. Now, they’re coming for our mobile homes with their ‘flash floods.’ You think it’s just rain? Think again. I’ve seen the satellite images—those ‘clouds’ are suspiciously shaped like chemtrail dispensers. And don’t even get me started on the ‘missing’ fire official. Last time someone ‘disappeared’ during a crisis, they turned up in a FEMA camp eating soy-based rations.

And let’s talk about Robin Bates, the ‘helpless’ homeowner who ‘lost everything.’ Funny how her story checks all the boxes for the mainstream media’s sob story bingo: ‘widowed,’ ‘mobile home,’ ‘natural gas leak.’ Smells like a staged crisis actor to me. Did anyone even see these so-called ‘floods’ before the news cameras showed up? I didn’t think so.

Meanwhile, Williamson County is evacuating pets. PETS. You know what that means? They’re prepping the animal shelters for the next phase: mandatory vegan indoctrination. Mark my words, by next week, they’ll be handing out tofu jerky at the ‘temporary evacuation centers.’

And the Basey brothers? ‘We’re alive, that’s the main thing’? Classic crisis script. Real Texans don’t just accept near-death experiences—they demand ANSWERS. Where’s the investigation into HAARP weather manipulation? Why isn’t Elon Musk tweeting about this? WAKE UP, PEOPLE. Your backyard isn’t flooding—it’s being weaponized.