"Natural Disaster" or Deep State Diversion? The Truth Behind the Hill Country Floods

Folks, I’m just going to say it—this so-called "natural disaster" in the Hill Country smells fishier than a three-day-old Whataburger left in the sun. Thirteen dead? Twenty kids missing? Helicopters, drones, and rescue teams? Come on, people! This has all the hallmarks of a classic Deep State false flag operation designed to distract us from the REAL crisis: the war on barbecue.

Let’s break it down. First, the Guadalupe River suddenly decides to go full Godzilla mode, swallowing RVs and summer camps like they’re appetizers at a vegan potluck. But here’s the kicker—Judge Rob Kelly says, "No one knew this flood was coming." Really? Not a single warning? Not even a text from Mother Nature herself? Sounds like someone turned off the emergency alert system to make sure this tragedy went off without a hitch.

And don’t even get me started on the "Christian summer camp" angle. Coincidence that the flood hits right when kids are there? Or is this part of the globalist agenda to traumatize the next generation into accepting their tofu-based dystopia? You decide.

Meanwhile, the media is spinning this as a "heartbreaking tragedy" while ignoring the REAL questions: Who benefits from this chaos? Why was the sheriff’s office told not to release casualty numbers? And most importantly—where was Greg Abbott when the river started rising? Probably signing another executive order banning rain.

Wake up, sheeple! The elites want you distracted, scared, and most of all—compliant. Next time you see a flood, ask yourself: Was it really an act of God… or an act of government?

This article was written from a secure underground bunker stocked with enough brisket to survive the apocalypse.