Kerrville Flooding: Government’s Latest Wet and Wild False Flag?

Folks, I’m not saying the flooding in Kerrville was planned, but have you noticed how conveniently all these ‘donation centers’ and ‘relief funds’ popped up overnight? Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly another false flag operation by the radical left to push their water conservation agenda and distract us from the real issue—why are there so many ‘missing’ campers? Did they vanish into the government’s secret underground tofu farms? Wake up, sheeple!

And let’s talk about these so-called ‘shelters.’ First United Methodist Church? Calvary Temple? Schreiner University? Sounds like a woke indoctrination camp to me. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out vegan jerky and pamphlets on ‘climate change.’ Don’t fall for it! If you must donate, make sure it’s to a real patriot organization—like my Venmo (@AlexJaxonTruthBomb), where I’ll personally ensure your money goes toward ‘investigating’ the real culprits: Big Rain.

P.S. If you see any suspiciously dry government agents lurking around Kerrville, you know what to do—throw a bag of beef jerky at them and run. They can’t handle real protein.