Texas Floods: A Deep State Waterboarding Operation?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted—except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years—Texas Hill Country has been ravaged by floods. But don’t be fooled, folks. This isn’t just 'bad weather.' Oh no. This is clearly the work of the radical left’s weather manipulation machines, funded by George Soros and operated by Austin’s tofu-loving city council. Wake up, sheeple!

First, let’s talk about the 'missing' people. Notice how the media keeps using that word? 'Missing.' As if they just wandered off like a bunch of distracted goats. No, no, no. These people were targeted. Why? Because they were patriots. Rodeo champions. Camp counselors teaching young girls the real American values—like how to lasso a socialist before breakfast. Coincidence? I think not.

And let’s not overlook the convenient timing of this 'natural disaster.' Right after Independence Day? When patriots were gathered in large numbers, celebrating freedom and probably grilling meat? This was a calculated strike by the deep state to demoralize us. They want us to forget about the Second Amendment and start building arks instead. Well, I’ve got news for them: my AR-15 is waterproof.

Now, the so-called 'authorities' are asking for prayers. Prayers! How about asking for answers? Where’s FEMA? Probably too busy handing out gender-neutral life jackets to bother with real Americans. And don’t even get me started on the 'rescue efforts.' I’ve seen more urgency at a DMV. If this were a Taylor Swift concert underwater, they’d have the Navy SEALs there in five minutes. But a bunch of missing rodeo kids? Crickets.

And let’s talk about the media’s role in this. They’re spinning this as a 'tragedy' instead of what it really is: an act of war. Where’s the coverage on the real culprits? The radical environmentalists who’ve been trying to 're-wild' Texas? The globalists who want to turn the Guadalupe River into a kayak lane for illegal immigrants? It’s all connected, folks.

So while the mainstream media wrings their hands and cries crocodile tears, I’ll be here, doing the real journalism. Follow me on TruthSocial for updates on how to build a bunker out of barbecue pits. And remember: if you’re not paranoid, you’re not paying attention.

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