Texas Floods: Natural Disaster or Deep State False Flag? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted (except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years), Texas has been hit by catastrophic flooding. But don’t be fooled, folks—this isn’t just bad weather. Oh no. This is clearly a deep state-engineered disaster designed to distract you from the real issues, like why Austin’s city council keeps pushing vegan tacos on us.

Governor Greg Abbott, in his best I’m totally in control voice, promised that rescue efforts would continue 'nonstop.' But let’s be real—where was this urgency when they were letting Big Government install weather control devices in the Hill Country? That’s right, folks. HAARP technology is real, and it’s being used to punish Texas for refusing to comply with the globalist agenda of replacing our beloved brisket with lab-grown 'meat.'

And don’t even get me started on the 'missing' campers. A private Christian girls’ camp? Conveniently swept away by floodwaters? Sounds like a cover-up to me. Why aren’t we talking about the fact that 23-to-25 girls vanished without a trace? Where’s the mainstream media on this? Oh right, too busy pushing their climate change narrative to ask the real questions—like who stands to profit from all this chaos? (Hint: It’s the same people who want to take your gas stoves.)

Meanwhile, Abbott is taking calls from Ted Cruz and Kristi Noem, two people who definitely don’t have ulterior motives. Sure, they’re offering 'assistance,' but what they’re really doing is making sure the truth doesn’t get out. And let’s not ignore the fact that Kerrville’s mayor is already prepping us for 'hard days to come.' Translation: They know something we don’t.

Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t just a flood—it’s a false flag operation designed to test how much disaster you’ll swallow before you start questioning why the government suddenly cares so much about 'rescuing' people. Mark my words: The next step will be mandatory FEMA camps disguised as 'relief centers.' Don’t say I didn’t warn you.