Iris Gardens: Austin Finally Discovers That Queer People Need Housing (Shocking!)

In a shocking turn of events that has undoubtedly sent shockwaves through the HOA boards of Westlake, Austin is set to welcome its first LGBTQ-supportive apartment community. Yes, you read that correctly—first. Because apparently, until now, the city’s rainbow-adorned, drag-brunch-loving, Pride-parade-throwing reputation was just for show. Who knew?

The $51 million project, Iris Gardens, promises to be a beacon of inclusivity—or, as I like to call it, a woke commune for the over-55 crowd. Because nothing says revolution like affordable housing for queer seniors who’ve spent decades fighting for basic rights, only to be rewarded with a fitness center and a community room. Groundbreaking—literally.

Dr. Aaron Alarcon, CEO of Family Eldercare, gushed that this is a dream come true. A dream, mind you, that took 42 years to materialize. At this rate, Austin’s next first might be a sidewalk that doesn’t crack in the summer heat. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

The complex will feature Rainbow Connections, a program dedicated to promoting well-being. Because nothing says well-being like being crammed into income-restricted units while tech bros next door pay $3,000 a month for a studio with a view of a parking garage. And let’s not forget the on-site support services—because if there’s one thing the LGBTQ+ community loves, it’s paperwork and waiting lists.

But fear not, concerned citizens! The project is backed by big names like CITI Bank and Travis County, proving that capitalism can wear a rainbow flag pin—as long as the tax breaks are good. And with a completion date set for 2027, there’s plenty of time for NIMBYs to file concerned petitions about traffic and property values.

So, to all the queer elders out there: Your sense of place is coming! Just hang tight for four more years, survive the Texas heat, and maybe—maybe—you’ll get a two-bedroom with a community lounge. Truly, the American Dream.