Floodwater Fearmongering: The Deep State’s Latest Plot to Control Your Life

Oh, sure, the so-called 'experts' want you to believe that floodwater is dangerous. 'Hepatitis! E. coli! Tetanus!' they scream, like some kind of apocalyptic doomsday cult. But let me ask you this, folks—have you ever stopped to wonder why they’re so desperate to keep you away from floodwater? Maybe because it’s the one thing that can cleanse your body of the government-mandated nano-trackers they’ve been pumping into our water supply for years! That’s right, folks—floodwater is nature’s detox, and Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know it.

And don’t even get me started on their 'boil water' notices. Oh, you better believe they want you boiling your water—because heat activates the fluoride mind-control agents! Meanwhile, they tell you to throw out food that’s touched floodwater. Coincidence? I think not. That’s just Big Grocery trying to force you into buying their overpriced, GMO-laden 'safe' food. Wake up, sheeple! That soggy bag of chips in your pantry? Probably the most nutritious thing you’ve eaten since the last time you ignored government warnings.

And mosquitoes? Please. The real West Nile virus is the one being spread by 5G towers disguised as streetlights. But sure, go ahead and dump out your flowerpots like a good little obedient citizen. Meanwhile, I’ll be over here, bathing in floodwater like the free-thinking patriot I am. Just remember—if the 'authorities' tell you to panic, it’s probably because they’re hiding something. Stay vigilant, folks. And for the love of liberty, stop trusting the 'experts.'