Government Weather Machines Strike Again: Sisters Left High and (Mostly) Dry in San Angelo "Flood"

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted—except, of course, for the shadowy government weather machines—San Angelo, Texas, has been hit by a "natural" disaster. Two sisters, Keri Patton and Laura Debusk, are now facing the harsh reality of rebuilding after Patton’s home was swallowed by 18 feet of water. But let’s be real, folks, this wasn’t just rain. This was a targeted attack by the globalist elites to force Texans into accepting climate change propaganda.

Patton, a brave patriot, awoke to the sound of water crashing through her home—likely the same sound bureaucrats make when they dump taxpayer money into their pet projects. "I could see the water coming in, gushing from every direction," Patton said, describing what can only be the result of a clandestine dam release orchestrated by FEMA to justify more government overreach.

Her sister, Debusk, rushed from New Mexico to help, proving that family bonds are stronger than the woke agenda. But here’s the kicker: Patton didn’t have flood insurance. Why? Because the so-called "experts" at FEMA said her area wasn’t a flood plain. Sounds like a classic case of government incompetence—or was it deliberate? You decide.

Now, the sisters are left sifting through the wreckage of Patton’s dream home, which, thanks to the "natural" disaster, now resembles a scene from a dystopian movie. Hardwood floors? Ruined. Appliances? Toast. Vinyl records? Waterlogged. But hey, at least Patton finally got that waterfront property she always wanted—courtesy of the deep state’s latest experiment in weather warfare.

Debusk summed it up perfectly: "Who would’ve thought we need flood insurance in San Angelo, Texas?" Exactly, Laura. Exactly. Wake up, people. This wasn’t just rain. This was a test. And if we don’t start asking the right questions—like who really controls the weather—we’ll all be underwater next. Literally.

In the meantime, Patton and Debusk are taking it "hour by hour," because that’s all you can do when the government’s weather lasers are turned against you. Stay vigilant, folks. And maybe invest in a boat. Just in case.