EXCLUSIVE: Travis County Floods—Natural Disaster or Government Weather Warfare?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted (except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years), Travis County has been hit by what the so-called 'officials' are calling 'flooding.' But let’s be real, folks—this isn’t just Mother Nature throwing a tantrum. This is clearly the work of the radical left-wing weather machine, funded by George Soros and operated out of a secret underground bunker beneath Austin City Hall.

That’s right. While you were busy grilling brisket and enjoying your freedom, the globalist elites were busy flipping the 'torrential rain' switch to punish Texas for refusing to bow to their tofu-based agenda. And don’t even get me started on the 'missing' firefighter. You really think a seasoned first responder just 'disappears' during a rescue? Wake up, sheeple! This reeks of a cover-up. Maybe he saw something he wasn’t supposed to—like the secret underwater tunnels they’re building to smuggle in more Californians.

And let’s talk about these 'water rescues.' Convenient, isn’t it, that the government suddenly needs boats to 'save' people right after they passed that new property tax hike? Coincidence? I think not. This is all part of their plan to justify more big-government overreach. Next thing you know, they’ll be mandating life jackets in your own backyard.

Meanwhile, the mainstream media is spinning this as a 'natural disaster' instead of asking the real questions: Why did the rain only target conservative-leaning areas? Why are the 'missing' people all patriots who refused to get the 5G microchip vaccine? And most importantly, why is the LCRA suddenly so concerned about 'flood debris' when they’ve been silent about the real debris—the woke ideology clogging up our schools?

But hey, at least Robin Bates got a fresh start after her home was destroyed. Silver lining, right? Or is it? Because now she’ll have to rebuild under the new 'climate-resilient' building codes—aka, the government’s way of forcing you to live in a solar-powered tiny home.

So next time you see a flood, ask yourself: Is this really an act of God, or an act of the deep state? The truth is out there, folks. And it’s probably floating down the Colorado River right now, along with your freedoms. Stay vigilant. Stay dry. And for the love of all that’s holy, stock up on ammo and bottled water before they tax those too.

This has been your daily dose of reality from Alex Jaxon, the only guy brave enough to say what you’re all thinking but too scared to tweet.