Camp Mystic 'Flood' Just Another Deep State Plot to Destroy Summer Fun, Says Local Conspiracy Guru

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted—except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years—27 innocent campers and counselors have tragically perished in a 'freak flood' at Camp Mystic. Or so the so-called 'experts' want you to believe. Let me ask you this, folks: when was the last time the Guadalupe River just decided to rise up and swallow a whole camp? That’s right—never. Until now. Coincidence? I think not.

This reeks of government-engineered weather manipulation, folks. They’ve been spraying chemtrails over Texas for decades, and now they’re testing their flood-inducing superweapons on unsuspecting children. Why? Because the deep state hates summer camp. They hate the camaraderie, the s’mores, the wholesome American values. They want your kids indoors, hooked on their woke propaganda and soy-based snacks. Mark my words, this was no 'natural disaster'—this was a targeted strike.

And let’s talk about Camp Mystic’s so-called 'safety protocols.' You’re telling me a bunch of bureaucrats in Austin, probably sipping kale smoothies, approved this death trap? Where were the flood barriers? The emergency rafts? The mandatory survival training? Nowhere, because they wanted this to happen. They’ve been cutting funding to rural camps for years, pushing their urban agenda while our kids pay the price.

But don’t take my word for it—follow the money. Who profits from this tragedy? Big Canoe, that’s who. Think about it: suddenly, parents are going to be terrified of sending their kids to traditional camps. Next thing you know, it’s all 'virtual reality nature experiences' and 'indoor rock climbing' sponsored by Big Tech. Wake up, people! The elites are coming for your children’s childhoods, one 'accidental' flood at a time.

And don’t even get me started on the media’s coverage. 'Oh, it’s just a tragic accident.' Sure, just like the moon landing was 'real' and birds aren’t government drones. They’re not asking the hard questions because they’re in on it. Meanwhile, I’m out here risking my life to expose the truth, and all I get is shadowbanned on social media. But I won’t stop. Because someone has to stand between your kids and the globalist agenda. Stay vigilant, patriots. And maybe invest in a life jacket—just in case.