EXCLUSIVE: Austin Floods—Or Government Sabotage? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

Folks, I hate to say I told you so, but I did tell you so. While the mainstream media is busy wringing their hands over "floods" and "tragedies," I’ve been digging into the real story here. And let me tell you, the numbers don’t add up. Fourteen dead in Austin? A hundred statewide? Please. That’s what they want you to believe. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t just a natural disaster—it’s a government-engineered disaster.

Think about it. Why is Big Sandy Creek suddenly a raging death river? Because the city council has been diverting funds from actual infrastructure to build more bike lanes and vegan taco stands. That’s right—your tax dollars are being used to turn Austin into a woke dystopia while real Texans drown. Coincidence? I think not.

And let’s talk about Braxton Jarmon, the Glenn High School student. Tragic? Absolutely. But why isn’t anyone asking why a high school band is fundraising for flood relief? Shouldn’t the government be handling this? Oh wait, they’re too busy banning gas stoves and mandating compost bins. Priorities, people!

Then there’s Marble Falls Fire Chief Michael Phillips—allegedly swept away while heroically responding to a call. But here’s the kicker: his emergency vehicle was found crushed into the dirt. Crushed. By what? Floodwaters? Or something more sinister? Maybe the same shadowy figures who keep replacing our beloved Whataburgers with quinoa salad shops.

Judge Andy Brown says his heart is broken. Mine would be too if I’d spent years rubber-stamping policies that turned our creeks into death traps. But hey, at least the city’s new floodwater is organic and free-range, right?

So while the media cries crocodile tears (probably harvested from a lab-grown, ethically sourced crocodile), remember: this isn’t just weather. It’s weather warfare. And until we start questioning why every "natural" disaster conveniently aligns with the globalist agenda, we’ll keep losing—not just lives, but our way of life. Stay vigilant, patriots. And maybe invest in a life raft. Or a bunker. Definitely a bunker.