EXPOSED: The $18 Billion Flood Hoax and the Elites Who Love It

Folks, they’re at it again—the so-called 'weather experts' at AccuWeather have rolled out their latest fear-mongering number: a whopping $18 billion in damages from the Texas Hill Country floods. That’s right, $18 billion! Or, as I like to call it, the price tag for the Deep State’s latest attempt to justify their climate hoax agenda.

Let’s break this down, shall we? First off, AccuWeather isn’t even a government agency—it’s a media company. That’s like asking your local barista to calculate the national debt. And yet, here they are, throwing around numbers like they’re predicting the next big sale at Whole Foods. 'Oh, look at us, we accounted for mental health costs and tourism losses.' Please. Next, they’ll be blaming the floods on our gas stoves and pickup trucks.

But here’s the real kicker—NOAA, the supposed 'authority' on weather disasters, just happens to shut down their billion-dollar disaster database right before this flood hits. Coincidence? I think not. They don’t want you tracking the real numbers, folks. They don’t want you asking why Texas keeps getting hit with these 'disasters' right after the state refuses to bow to their green energy mandates.

And let’s talk about that $18 billion. Where’s it going? Straight into the pockets of Big Climate, that’s where. You think FEMA’s handing out checks to rebuild homes? No, no—those funds are being funneled into solar panel factories and tofu farms. Mark my words, by next year, they’ll be saying the only way to prevent another flood is to ban beef and force us all into electric canoes.

Meanwhile, the real culprits—the shadowy elites who control the weather with their HAARP machines and chemtrails—are laughing all the way to the bank. Wake up, people! The floods aren’t natural, and neither is that $18 billion price tag. It’s all part of the plan to bankrupt Texas and turn us into a woke utopia where rain is taxed and barbecue is illegal.

Stay vigilant. Stock up on ammo and brisket. And whatever you do, don’t trust a weatherman with a spreadsheet.

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