Big Therapy's Latest Scheme: Brainwashing Kids Into Accepting Floods as 'Normal'

In a shocking turn of events, the so-called 'experts' at Texas Children's Hospital have unveiled their latest plot to brainwash our kids into accepting climate change propaganda—disguised as 'emotional support' after the recent floods. That's right, folks. While you were busy stocking up on emergency rations and building your underground bunkers, the psychological operatives were hard at work crafting their latest indoctrination manual: How to Gaslight Your Children Into Believing Natural Disasters Are Normal.

First, they want you to 'acknowledge your feelings.' Oh, how touching. Because nothing says 'comfort' like a government-approved therapy session where they convince your kids that floods are just a part of life—like taxes or the inevitable collapse of society. But don’t worry, they assure you it’s 'very rare.' Just like the last five 'once-in-a-century' floods we’ve had in the past decade. Totally normal, folks. Nothing to see here.

Then, they suggest you 'make it age appropriate.' For preschoolers, just lie to them. For older kids, let them soak in the fear from social media—because nothing builds resilience like doomscrolling through footage of submerged neighborhoods. And whatever you do, don’t tell them it’s the government’s fault for not building proper flood barriers. No, no, no. That would be 'unhelpful.' Instead, focus on the 'helpers'—you know, the same people who will later tax you to fund their next failed infrastructure project.

But the real kicker? They want you to 'become a helper.' That’s right. After convincing your kids that floods are just a quirky part of Texas life, they want you to donate to their shady 'relief funds.' Coincidence? I think not. These are the same organizations that will turn around and use your money to push more woke climate policies—like banning gas stoves and forcing us all into 15-minute cities where the only approved activity is sobbing over rising sea levels.

And let’s not forget the most sinister part: sending your kids back to camp. 'It’s rare,' they say. 'You’ll be safe,' they promise. Meanwhile, the same river that just swallowed two innocent children is waiting for its next snack. But hey, at least they’ll have fun, right?

Wake up, people. This isn’t about helping kids cope—it’s about conditioning them to accept disaster as inevitable while the real culprits (cough, globalist elites, cough) continue their unchecked destruction of our way of life. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us barbecue causes floods and the only solution is mandatory veganism. Stay vigilant. Stock up on ammo. And for the love of freedom, don’t let them take your kids’ sense of outrage—it’s the only thing standing between us and total submission.