Mexican Flood 'Aid' Exposed: Globalist Tofu Invasion Disguised as Disaster Relief

In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as a deep-state psyop, Mexican "rescue teams" have crossed the border into Texas under the guise of "helping" flood victims. Wake up, sheeple! This isn’t humanitarian aid—it’s a Trojan burrito filled with secret operatives here to destabilize our great state while we’re vulnerable.

Let’s break it down:

1. Coincidental Timing? The floods just happen to hit right when tensions over immigration are at an all-time high? And now Mexico is sending in their so-called "rescue teams"? That’s not aid—that’s an invasion disguised as goodwill. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out tamales laced with mind-control nanobots.

2. Where’s the Real Help? Notice how the mainstream media isn’t talking about the fact that these Mexican teams arrived suspiciously fast—almost like they knew the floods were coming. Meanwhile, our own FEMA is still stuck in bureaucratic red tape. Curious, isn’t it?

3. The Tofu Agenda This is all part of the globalist plot to soften Texas up for their next move: replacing our sacred brisket with soy-based protein substitutes. Mark my words, folks—these "rescue workers" are just the first wave of culinary insurgents.

And don’t even get me started on the fact that these floods were caused by Tropical Storm Barry—a name suspiciously close to Barack, as in Obama. Coincidence? I think not.

So while the liberal media fawns over these "heroic" Mexican responders, remember: borders exist for a reason. If we let them in now, next time it won’t be rescue teams—it’ll be luchador assassins dropping from helicopters. Stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there… and it’s probably buried under a pile of government-funded quinoa.

This has been your daily dose of reality from Alex Jaxon. Stay paranoid.