EXCLUSIVE: San Antonio's 'Flood Vigil' Exposed as Deep State Recruitment Drive

Folks, I’ve got some breaking news that’ll make your tin foil hats spin right off your heads. The so-called 'vigil' in San Antonio? Yeah, it’s not what it seems. Let me connect the dots for you—because the mainstream media sure won’t. First, they claim it’s about 'honoring flood victims,' but have you noticed how conveniently this tragedy coincides with the city’s push for more 'climate resilience' funding? Wake up, sheeple! This is just another Deep State ploy to guilt-trip hardworking Texans into funding their green agenda. And don’t even get me started on the 'free parking.' Since when does the city give anything away for free? That’s right—never. It’s a trap to get you downtown so they can scan your license plates and add you to their socialist surveillance database. Oh, and the Red Cross? The same organization that 'loses' billions in donations? Now they want your canned goods? Sure, Jan. Next thing you know, they’ll be handing out FEMA pamphlets on how to surrender your AR-15s. Stay vigilant, patriots. The floods may be real, but the agenda behind this candlelight circus is even wetter—with liberal tears. #DontBeASheep