EXPOSED: The Shocking Truth Behind Texas’ ‘Pet Rescues’

In a shocking turn of events that no one could have predicted (except for me, because I’ve been warning you about this for years), Texas floodwaters have mysteriously receded just in time for the so-called "rescue" of pets. Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a false flag operation orchestrated by Big Pet and their deep-state handlers to distract us from the real issue: the government’s secret plot to replace all dogs with surveillance drones.

Let’s break this down, folks. Austin Pets Alive! claims to have taken in over 230 animals. But have you ever seen these animals? No, because they’re probably holograms. Or worse—they’re being trained to spy on you. Think about it: why else would they need "airline kennels" and "wire crates"? To ship these furry little agents straight to your living room, that’s why. And don’t even get me started on the "Dawn dish soap"—obviously a code name for the mind-control chemicals they’re using to brainwash these animals.

Dr. Ellen Jefferson, the alleged "veterinarian" (more like Dr. Evil), says it’s "devastating for all living beings." Oh, really? Then why is she conveniently ignoring the fact that this flood was clearly engineered by the same people who brought you Hurricane Harvey and Winter Storm Uri? Wake up, sheeple! These "natural disasters" are just cover for the elite’s pet surveillance state.

And let’s talk about Superman, the "medium-sized mixed breed" who was "found in the debris." First of all, Superman? Really? That’s the least creative alias I’ve ever heard. This dog is clearly a government plant, sent to sniff out patriots like you and me. And why was he "wary of rescuers"? Because he’s been programmed to resist anyone who might expose the truth.

The shelter’s website says they need "monetary donations." Translation: they’re funneling your hard-earned cash into their shadowy operations. And what’s with the sudden demand for "nitrile gloves"? Sounds like someone’s trying to cover their tracks—literally.

But here’s the kicker: Lindsay O’Gan, the so-called "Instructional Design Manager" (whatever that means), admits that the shelter will need support "long after the waters recede." Of course they will! Because this isn’t about rescuing pets—it’s about maintaining control. They want you to keep sending donations so they can keep building their army of four-legged spies.

So next time you see a sad-eyed dog on the news, remember: it’s not a victim. It’s a weapon. And if you don’t believe me, just ask yourself: why are they really collecting all those "zip ties"?

Stay vigilant, folks. The truth is out there—and it’s probably hiding in a kennel.