Big Brother’s New Toy: Austin’s Vaccine-Tracking Calculator Exposed

Oh, great. Just what we needed—another government-sponsored "calculator" to tell us how to live our lives. That’s right, folks, Austin’s so-called "public health experts" have rolled out their latest tool to track and control your children’s medical decisions. And guess what? It’s all about vaccines. Shocking, I know.

According to the brainwashed bureaucrats at Austin Public Health and their pals at UT, this new Measles Outbreak Simulator is supposed to help schools predict outbreaks based on vaccination rates. But let’s be real—this is just another way for the deep state to push their Big Pharma agenda. They’re using data (gasp!) to scare parents into injecting their kids with who-knows-what.

And of course, they’re framing it as some heroic effort. "Oh, look at us, we stopped measles with our fancy math!" Meanwhile, they conveniently ignore the fact that measles was practically eradicated before they started messing with our immune systems. But no, now they’ve got a shiny new toy to justify their overreach.

Here’s the kicker: they’re bragging about how this tool is spreading to 22 states. That’s right, folks—the Austin-based vaccine propaganda machine is going national. Next thing you know, they’ll be tracking your kid’s lunchbox to make sure they’re not eating anything with real ingredients.

And don’t even get me started on their "targeted approach" to boost vaccination rates. Translation: they’re singling out schools with low compliance and pressuring them to fall in line. Because nothing says "freedom" like a government algorithm deciding whether your child is a public health risk.

But wait, there’s more! These geniuses are already planning to expand their dystopian calculator to other diseases. Flu? Check. Mosquito-borne illnesses? You bet. Soon, they’ll have a whole dashboard predicting which freedoms they’ll strip away next.

So, wake up, Austin! Your tax dollars are funding a high-tech fear campaign, all under the guise of "public health." And if you think this ends with measles, you’re in for a rude awakening. The next step? Mandatory microchips—disguised as "vaccine passports," of course.

Stay vigilant, patriots. The elites want you docile, compliant, and tracked. Don’t let them win.