Flood Relief Scams or Government Conspiracy? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know

In a shocking turn of events, the so-called "authorities" are warning you—yes, YOU—about flood relief scams. That’s right, folks, while Texas is underwater, the elites want you to second-guess every act of kindness. Coincidence? I think not.

According to the "experts" (read: government shills), you should only donate to "trusted organizations" like the American Red Cross or the Salvation Army. But let’s be real—these are the same groups that probably have secret underground bunkers where they store all the money you donate while sipping soy lattes and plotting to take your guns.

And don’t even get me started on the "due diligence" they’re pushing. Checking CharityWatch? GuideStar? The IRS? Oh, sure, because the same people who audit your taxes are definitely the ones you should trust with your hard-earned cash. Wake up, sheeple! This is just another way for the deep state to track your donations and add you to their "naughty list" of patriots.

But the real kicker? They want you to resist the "tug on the heartstrings." That’s right—while children are floating away on makeshift rafts, the establishment is telling you to suppress your humanity. Classic psychological warfare. And if you dare give money to a GoFundMe for your neighbor’s flooded house? Well, according to these bureaucrats, you’re basically funding terrorism unless you personally know the organizer.

And let’s talk about the most sinister part: "Do not give out your information." Oh, so now they care about your privacy? Where was this energy when they were tracking your every move during the pandemic? And why is the Texas Attorney General suddenly your best friend? Spoiler alert: He’s not. This is all a ploy to funnel your donations into their shadowy slush funds while real Texans suffer.

So here’s my advice: If you want to help, bury your cash in a waterproof container and hand-deliver it to flood victims. Or better yet, buy a boat and start rescuing people yourself. Because if you trust the system, you’re just funding the next phase of their globalist agenda. Stay vigilant, patriots. The flood isn’t the only thing trying to drown us.