Hill Country Floods: A Deep State Water Park or Just Really Bad Luck?

Oh, here we go again—another ‘natural disaster’ that the mainstream media wants you to believe is just an act of God. But let’s be real, folks. When has Mother Nature ever dropped 20 inches of rain in 45 minutes without a little help from the deep state? That’s right, I said it. The Hill Country floods? More like the Hill Country false flag.

First off, let’s talk about the ‘record-breaking’ numbers. ‘Fourth-deadliest flood in Texas history’? Please. That’s just what they want you to think. Ever notice how these ‘tragedies’ conveniently happen right after the government starts pushing climate change propaganda? Coincidence? I think not. And don’t even get me started on the ‘missing’ people. 150 ‘missing’? Or 150 relocated to FEMA camps? Wake up, sheeple!

And what about the so-called ‘experts’ blaming the terrain? ‘Oh, the Hill Country is prone to flooding.’ Yeah, sure. Just like Austin is ‘prone’ to being overrun by liberal tofu-eaters. The real culprit? Geoengineering. Those chemtrails aren’t just for mind control—they’re for weather control, too. Ever seen a cloud that looked too perfect? That’s HAARP, baby. The government’s been weaponizing the weather since the 1900s, and now they’re using it to clear out prime Texas real estate for their globalist buddies.

But the most suspicious part? The ‘warnings.’ Or should I say, the lack of warnings. Judge Rob Kelly called it ‘the most dangerous river valley in the United States,’ yet somehow, nobody saw this coming? Riiight. More like they let it happen. And why? To push their big government ‘flood control’ agenda. Next thing you know, they’ll be taxing rainwater and forcing us all into 15-minute cities. Mark my words.

And let’s not forget the ‘alligators on the loose’ in 1970. You expect me to believe 30 alligators just happened to escape during a flood? That’s a cover-up for something far more sinister. Probably a failed bioweapon experiment. Or maybe the gators were just the first wave of the lizard people invasion. Either way, stay vigilant, patriots. The truth is out there—if you’re brave enough to see it.

So next time you hear about a ‘natural disaster,’ ask yourself: who really benefits? Spoiler alert: it’s not you. It’s the shadowy elites, the weather manipulators, and the alligator overlords. Stay dry, stay armed, and most importantly—stay woke. The floodwaters are rising, but the lies run deeper.

This has been your daily dose of reality. Now go stock up on canned beans and ammo.