Kerr County Floods: Natural Disaster or Deep-State Wetwork?

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted—except maybe me, because I’ve been warning you about the government’s secret weather control experiments for years—a tragic flood in Kerr County has claimed the lives of innocent Texans. But let’s not get distracted by the real story here: the fact that this so-called 'natural disaster' conveniently targeted a family of lawyers and media elites. Coincidence? I think not.

First, let’s break down the suspicious details. A 20-month-old boy, tragically lost, was part of a family gathering at a riverfront home. Now, I’m no real estate expert (though I did watch a few episodes of Flip or Flop while waiting for my latest batch of survivalist bunker supplies to arrive), but isn’t it a little convenient that the flood hit a property owned by an attorney? And let’s not ignore the uncle—a senior editor at Texas Monthly. Folks, this is textbook deep-state cover-up material. Why won’t the family comment further? What are they hiding? Are they in on it?

Meanwhile, the mainstream media wants you to focus on the 'heartbreaking' stories of children lost in the floods. Two 8-year-old girls from Austin, allegedly victims of a camp flood? Please. Since when does Camp Mystic not have a contingency plan for flash floods? Unless, of course, someone wanted those kids to be swept away. And don’t even get me started on the social media posts from grieving parents. Emotional manipulation 101, people! They’re pulling at your heartstrings so you don’t ask the real questions—like why Governor Abbott is suddenly so concerned about 'missing persons' when he’s been silent about the chemtrails poisoning our cattle for years.

And let’s talk about the 'historic levels' of the Guadalupe River. Historic? Or engineered? I’ve seen the blueprints (okay, fine, I may have doodled them on a napkin after one too many Lone Stars), and let me tell you, this has FEMA written all over it. Why else would aid be so slow to arrive? Because they want chaos. They want you desperate. They want you to forget about the real enemy: the globalist tofu agenda.

So while the sheeple weep over 'lost lives,' I’ll be here, connecting the dots you’re too afraid to see. Wake up, Austin! The floods aren’t just a tragedy—they’re a test. And if you don’t start questioning everything, you might just be next.

This has been your daily dose of truth. Now go stock up on canned beans and ammo.