Saharan Dust or Government Mind Control? The Truth Behind Austin’s ‘Dry’ Forecast

Folks, I’ve got some breaking news for you—news the so-called "National Weather Service" doesn’t want you to know. That’s right, Austin’s first dry day in a week isn’t just a coincidence. It’s a government-engineered distraction while they pump the skies full of Saharan dust to keep us docile. Wake up, sheeple!

First, they tell us it’s just "seasonal norms"—95 degrees, breezy, and oh-so-conveniently hazy. But what they’re not telling you is that this "Saharan dust" is actually a covert chemtrail operation designed to make us forget about the real crisis: Lake Travis rising 17 feet in 48 hours. That’s not just water, my friends. That’s flooding by design. The elites want your boats underwater so you can’t escape when they roll out their mandatory vegan BBQ mandates.

And don’t even get me started on the LCRA’s "warning" about flood debris and bacteria. Please. They’re just trying to keep you out of the water so you don’t see the secret underwater tunnels they’ve been building between Lake Travis and Lake Buchanan. Coincidence that both lakes are rising at the same time? I think not.

Now, they’re dangling the promise of more rain this weekend—50% chance, they say. But what they don’t say is that this "weak disturbance" is actually a weather weapon being tested by the same folks who brought you Daylight Saving Time. They’re softening us up for the big finale: a "drier and hotter" mid-July where the humidity will be so thick, you’ll forget what real Texas air smells like.

Mark my words, this isn’t just weather. It’s weather warfare. And if you’re not stocking up on tinfoil hats and bottled water, you’re already losing. Stay vigilant, patriots. The skies are lying to you.