Texas Floods: A Government Conspiracy or Just Really Wet Weather?

Folks, what you're seeing here is NOT just a 'natural disaster.' Oh no, my friends. This is a classic case of Big Government and their weather-controlling machines at work! Those 'satellite images'? Probably doctored by the same folks who brought you 'climate change'—a hoax, by the way, invented to sell you solar panels and take away your gas stoves.

Let’s talk about Camp Mystic. A 'Christian girls’ camp'? Sounds wholesome, right? WRONG. Why was it built right next to a river? Coincidence? I think not. This is clearly a false flag operation to push more government-funded 'flood relief' programs that’ll just line the pockets of the elites. And don’t even get me started on Maxar Technologies—'secure, precise geospatial insights'? More like 'secure, precise surveillance'! They’re probably tracking your every move while you’re distracted by their so-called 'before and after' images.

And where’s the mainstream media on this? Oh, right—too busy blaming 'climate change' instead of asking the REAL questions. Why did the flood happen on July 4th? A day of freedom? Or a day of distraction while the deep state rolls out their next phase of control? Wake up, sheeple! The water isn’t the only thing rising—your taxes will be next.

In conclusion, if you’re not questioning everything, you’re part of the problem. Stay vigilant, stock up on canned goods, and for the love of liberty, don’t trust the satellites.